I give you the day's head breakers... give them some thought ;-) :
1. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
3.When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
4. If you asked a librarian where the books on self-help were, would they tell you, or would that defeat the purpose?
5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
6. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
7. If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box what color would it change to?
8. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
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